THE BEST BREAD IN THE BUSINESS!
Our proprietary Parisian bread is hand-rolled, hand-scored and baked by a bakery that has been in the business for over 50 years. Made in three blends.
WHITE
WHOLE WHEAT
SIGNATURE GARLIC HERB
CHICKEN & TURKEY
Jamaican Red
Spicy Chicken
Spicy chicken breast, green peppers, jalapeno, black olives & cheddar
380-415 | 750-820 | 1130-1240 CAL
Kali Mist
CALIFORNIA CLUB
Roasted turkey breast, chipotle mayo, fresh jalapenos, bacon, pepper jack & avocado
440-475 | 890-960 | 1330-1440 CAL
Thai Stick
Terriyaki Chicken
Grilled chicken breast topped with our handcrafted teriyaki glaze, green peppers, pineapple & pepper jack
350-385 | 700-770 | 1050-1160 CAL
White Widow
Chicken Ranch
Grilled chicken breast smothered in our signature ranch dressing, topped with ‘shrooms, bacon & provolone
480-515 | 960-1030 | 1440-1550 CAL
Panama Red
Chicken Marinara
Grilled chicken breast topped with our handcrafted marinara, provolone & Parmesan
390-425 | 770-840 | 1160-1270 CAL
Acapulco Gold
BBQ Chicken
Grilled chicken breast topped with BBQ sauce & Swiss
430-465 | 860-930 | 1290-1400 CAL
The Kind (Swiss)
Turkey, Swiss, Bacon & Mushroom
Roasted turkey breast layered with bacon, ‘shrooms & Swiss
320-355 | 630-700 | 950-1060 CAL
Apollo 13
Greek Chicken
Grilled chicken breast, garlic butter, Kalamata olives, feta, spring mix & Greek dressing
550-585 | 1100-1170 | 1640-1750 CAL
MEAT
La Canna
Italian
Smoked ham, Genoa salami, prosciutto, black olives & provolone
440-475 | 880-950 | 1330-1440 CAL
5-0
All the Pig, Baby!
Smoked ham, Genoa salami, prosciutto, pepperoni, bacon, Giardiniera peppers & cheddar
470-505 | 940-1010 | 1410-1520 CAL
Pakalolo (Swiss)
Smoked Ham, Swiss & Hawaiian Pineapple.
Topped with lettuce, red onion, tomato, pickle, house dressing, & a parmesan shake.
440-475 | 870-940 | 1310-1420 CAL
Chronic
BBQ Roast Beef
Roast beef, BBQ sauce, green peppers, ‘shrooms & cheddar
330-365 | 670-740 | 1000-1110 CAL
KGB
Roast Beef
Roast beef, horseradish, green peppers, ‘shrooms & Swiss
350-385 | 700-770 | 1050-1160 CAL
AK-47
French Dip
Roast beef, portabellas, red onion & provolone with a side of au jus
280-315 | 570-640 | 850-960 CAL
G-13
Turkey & Roast Beef
Roasted turkey breast, roast beef, chipotle mayo, bacon & provolone
410-445 | 810-880 | 1220-1330 CAL
Midwest Best
Club
Roasted turkey breast, smoked ham, bacon & provolone
320-355 | 640-710 | 960-1070 CAL
Kush
BLT
Bacon, mayo, lettuce, extra tomatoes, house dressing & provolone
650-685 | 1290-1360 | 1940-2050 CAL
Pacific Blue
Tuna Melt
Our very own handcrafted tuna salad topped with cheddar
290-325 | 590-660 | 880-990 CAL
Bomb
Meatball
Meatballs, marinara, green peppers, ‘shrooms & provolone
410-445 | 820-890 | 1230-1340 CAL
Dank
Pizza Sub
Handcrafted marinara, Genoa Salami, pepperoni & provolone
530-565 | 1060-1130 | 1580-1690 CAL
VEGGIES
Humboldt
Guacamole / Veggie
Provolone, guacamole, spring mix, onion, tomato, pickle, cucumber, ‘shrooms, black olives & house dressing
290-325 | 580-650 | 870-980 CAL
Griefo
Cream Cheese/Veggies
Pepper Jack, cream cheese, guacamole, spring mix, onion, tomato, pickle, cucumber, black olives, ‘shrooms & house dressing
340-375 | 680-750 | 1020-1130 CAL
Silver Haze
Hummus
Swiss, hummus, banana peppers, spring mix, onion, tomato, pickle, cucumber, ‘shrooms, black olives & house dressing
330-365 | 650-720 | 980-1090 CAL
Magic Mushroom
Portabella
Portabella mushrooms, home-grown teriyaki glaze, bell peppers, pineapple & pepper jack. Topped with field greens, red onion, tomato, pickle, black olives, cucumbers, house dressing, & a parmesan shake.
260-295 | 520-590 | 780-890 CAL
Power Plant
Guacamole & Hummus
Guacamole, hummus, feta, spring mix, onion, tomato, pickle, cucumber, ‘shrooms, black olives & house dressing
350-385 | 700-770 | 1050-1160 CAL
Sticky Icky
Peanut Butter & Jelly
A new take on the PB&J. Toker Tip: You’re gonna want a Kool-Aid
430-465 | 850-920 | 1280-1390 CAL
MUNCHIES
French Onion Soup
Authentic French onion soup the way your granddaughter Becky does it
200 CAL
Bowl O’ Balls
Meatballs with choice of style: marinara, teriyaki or BBQ
400 CAL
Hummus Platter
House & jalapeño hummus, cucumber, tomatoes, Kalamata olives & toasted garlic herb bread
970 CAL
Loaded Not’chos
Melted Cheddar Cheese, Jalepenos, Red Onion, and Black Olives on a bed of Nacho Cheese Doritos with Ranch drizzled on top
620-730 CAL
Pretzel Nuggets
10 Soft Pretzel Bites tossed in Garlic Butter and Parmesan. Served with Home Mustard.
780 CAL
Garlic Cheese Bread
Chewy bites of cheesy garlic bread with Marinara or Ranch dressing
700-970 CAL
TREATS
Rice Krispie Bar
Tasty cereal bites wrapped in chewy marsh-mellow goodness
430-510 CAL
Goo Ball
Rice Krispies, Peanut Butter, Honey & Cocoa
450 CAL
Brownies
Of course we have brownies on our menu, and of course they are the best brownies in town.
450 CAL
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Classic chocolate chip cookies for the win.
370 CAL
SALADS
Grilled Chicken Bacon Salad
Grilled chicken breast, bacon, provolone, spring mix, tomatoes, cucumbers, green peppers, onions, pickle spear & handcrafted croutons
700 CAL
Antipasto Salad
Pepperoni, smoked ham rolls, provolone, black olives, spring mix, tomatoes, cucumbers, green peppers, onions, pickle spear & handcrafted croutons
720 CAL
Greek Salad
Kalamata olives, feta, banana peppers, spring mix, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions & handcrafted croutons.
Option w/chicken
500 CAL
Tuna Salad
Tuna salad, spring mix, tomatoes, cucumbers, green peppers, onions, pickle spear & handcrafted croutons
450 CAL
Greek Side Salad
Kalamata olives, feta, banana peppers, spring mix, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions & handcrafted croutons
Option w/chicken
230 CAL
House Side Salad
Spring mix, tomatoes, cucumbers, green peppers, onions & handcrafted croutons
Option w/chicken
230 CAL
COTTONMOUTH CURES
Fountain Drinks
Order any deliciously refreshing fountain drink to quench your thirst.
Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Sierra Mist, Mountain Dew & Dr Pepper.
230-270 CAL
Iced Tea
Carefully prepared iced tea for the ultimate refreshment.
Unsweetened Black
Pineapple Yerba Mate
0 Cal
Kool Aid
You have loved it since childhood, why not keep loving it?
Red
Blue
Watermelon
130-140 CAL
Local Beer & Spirits
Serving only the best beer and spirits from local breweries
Covid-19 Cal
Red Bull Energy Drinks
Visit your local shop to see the variety of flavors available!
BAR MENU
Dirty Hippie
A refreshing, clean, concoction made with Deep Eddy Vodka, muddled Fresh Cucumbers, and Lemonade. Tune in. Drop out, Drink this.
Hot Box
That sweet-heat. Deep Eddy Ruby Red Grapefruit Vodka, Fresh Jalapeños, Ginger Brew, and Lime Juice. You can thank Sage!
Ms. Parker
The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice! Ole Smoky Blackberry Moonshine, fresh Lemon Juice, and a little magic. Ms. Parker just don’t know!
Hash Can
The one you heard about. All the things (L.I.I.T) plus your choice of *Red Bull. Take er easy… The force is strong with this one!
Cheba Rita
Sweet and refreshing. Exotico Silver Tequila, Cheba Sour, Triple Sec, Lemonade. Get it salty or keep it clean!
Bloody Mary Jane
Duh. Of course we’re gonna do it our way! Deep Eddy Vodka, Cheba Bloody Mix, and some stuff on a stick. Get it Spicy!
Mule (Moscow, Mexican, Bourbon)
Ginger Brew, Fresh Lime Juice, and your choice of: Deep Eddy Vodka, Exotico Reposado Tequila, or Jim Beam Bourbon.
Brass Monkey
C’Mon. You know we gotta have that funky monkey! PBR and Fresh OJ.
Gin N Juice
Rollin down the street, smokin indo… Our version of the classic. Seagram’s Gin, Fresh OJ, and Pineapple Juice. L-A-I-D B-A-C-K!
Jalapeno orange tequila
tranquillo amigo!
Pickle Vodka
“I’ll sell you my pickle for a nickel”……..”How about 2 cents?”
Spiked Kool Aid
Your choice of vodka or rum plus any flavor of Kool Aid: Red, Blue, or Purple! Buy 3 shots, get 1 FREE. Make some friends, loser!
PBR & Shot Deal
PBR and a well shot
