Chicken & Turkey
VEGGIES
MUNCHIES
COTTON MOUTH CURES
MEAT
SALADS
TREATS
DRINKS

THE BEST BREAD IN THE BUSINESS!

Our proprietary Parisian bread is hand-rolled, hand-scored and baked by a bakery that has been in the business for over 50 years. Made in three blends.

WHITE

WHOLE WHEAT

SIGNATURE GARLIC HERB

CHICKEN & TURKEY

Jamaican Red

Spicy Chicken

Spicy chicken breast, green peppers, jalapeno, black olives & cheddar

380-415 | 750-820 | 1130-1240 CAL

Kali Mist

CALIFORNIA CLUB

Roasted turkey breast, chipotle mayo, fresh jalapenos, bacon, pepper jack & avocado

440-475 | 890-960 | 1330-1440 CAL

Thai Stick

Terriyaki Chicken

Grilled chicken breast topped with our handcrafted teriyaki glaze, green peppers, pineapple & pepper jack

350-385 | 700-770 | 1050-1160 CAL

White Widow

Chicken Ranch

Grilled chicken breast smothered in our signature ranch dressing, topped with ‘shrooms, bacon & provolone

480-515 | 960-1030 | 1440-1550 CAL

Panama Red

Chicken Marinara

Grilled chicken breast topped with our handcrafted marinara, provolone & Parmesan

390-425 | 770-840 | 1160-1270 CAL

Acapulco Gold

BBQ Chicken

Grilled chicken breast topped with BBQ sauce & Swiss

430-465 | 860-930 | 1290-1400 CAL

The Kind (Provolone)

Turkey, Swiss, Bacon & Mushroom

Roasted turkey breast layered with bacon, ‘shrooms & Swiss

320-355 | 630-700 | 950-1060 CAL

Apollo 13

Greek Chicken

Grilled chicken breast, garlic butter, Kalamata olives, feta, spring mix & Greek dressing

550-585 | 1100-1170 | 1640-1750 CAL
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MEAT

La Canna

Italian

Smoked ham, Genoa salami, prosciutto, black olives & provolone

440-475 | 880-950 | 1330-1440 CAL

5-0

All the Pig, Baby!

Smoked ham, Genoa salami, prosciutto, pepperoni, bacon, Giardiniera peppers & cheddar

470-505 | 940-1010 | 1410-1520 CAL

Pakalolo (pepper jack)

Ham, Swiss & Pineapple

Grilled chicken breast topped with our handcrafted teriyaki glaze, green peppers, pineapple & pepper jack

440-475 | 870-940 | 1310-1420 CAL

Chronic

BBQ Roast Beef

Roast beef, BBQ sauce, green peppers, ‘shrooms & cheddar

330-365 | 670-740 | 1000-1110 CAL

KGB

Roast Beef

Roast beef, horseradish, green peppers, ‘shrooms & Swiss

350-385 | 700-770 | 1050-1160 CAL

AK-47

French Dip

Roast beef, portabellas, red onion & provolone with a side of au jus

280-315 | 570-640 | 850-960 CAL

G-13

Turkey & Roast Beef

Roasted turkey breast, roast beef, chipotle mayo, bacon & provolone

410-445 | 810-880 | 1220-1330 CAL

Midwest Best

Club

Roasted turkey breast, smoked ham, bacon & provolone

320-355 | 640-710 | 960-1070 CAL

Kush

BLT

Bacon, mayo, lettuce, extra tomatoes, house dressing & provolone

650-685 | 1290-1360 | 1940-2050 CAL

Pacific Blue

Tuna Melt

Our very own handcrafted tuna salad topped with cheddar

290-325 | 590-660 | 880-990 CAL

Bomb

Meatball

Meatballs, marinara, green peppers, ‘shrooms & provolone

410-445 | 820-890 | 1230-1340 CAL

Dank

Pizza Sub

Handcrafted marinara, Genoa Salami, pepperoni & provolone

530-565 | 1060-1130 | 1580-1690 CAL
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VEGGIES

Humboldt

Guacamole / Veggie

Provolone, guacamole, spring mix, onion, tomato, pickle, cucumber, ‘shrooms, black olives & house dressing
PLEASE NOTE: WE NO LONGER SERVE SPROUTS.

290-325 | 580-650 | 870-980 CAL

Griefo

Cream Cheese/Veggies

Pepper Jack, cream cheese, guacamole, spring mix, onion, tomato, pickle, cucumber, black olives, ‘shrooms & house dressing
PLEASE NOTE: WE NO LONGER SERVE SPROUTS.

340-375 | 680-750 | 1020-1130 CAL

Silver Haze

Hummus

Swiss, hummus, banana peppers, spring mix, onion, tomato, pickle, cucumber, ‘shrooms, black olives & house dressing
PLEASE NOTE: WE NO LONGER SERVE SPROUTS.

330-365 | 650-720 | 980-1090 CAL

Magic Mushroom

Portabella

Pepper jack, portabella, teriyaki glaze, green peppers & pineapples

260-295 | 520-590 | 780-890 CAL

Power Plant

Guacamole & Hummus

Guacamole, hummus, feta, spring mix, onion, tomato, pickle, cucumber, ‘shrooms, black olives & house dressing
PLEASE NOTE: WE NO LONGER SERVE SPROUTS.

350-385 | 700-770 | 1050-1160 CAL

Sticky Icky

Peanut Butter & Jelly

A new take on the PB&J. Toker Tip: You’re gonna want a Kool-Aid

430-465 | 850-920 | 1280-1390 CAL
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MUNCHIES

French Onion Soup

Authentic French onion soup the way your granddaughter Becky does it

200 CAL

Bowl O’ Balls

Meatballs with choice of style: marinara, teriyaki or BBQ

400 CAL

Hummus Platter

House & jalapeño hummus, cucumber, tomatoes, Kalamata olives & toasted garlic herb bread

970 CAL

Loaded Not’chos

Melted Cheddar Cheese, Jalepenos, Red Onion, and Black Olives on a bed of Nacho Cheese Doritos with Ranch drizzled on top

620-730 CAL

Pretzel Nuggets

10 Soft Pretzel Bites tossed in Garlic Butter and Parmesan. Served with Home Mustard.

780 CAL

Garlic Cheese Bread

Chewy bites of cheesy garlic bread with Marinara or Ranch dressing

700-970 CAL
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TREATS

Rice Krispie Bar

Tasty cereal bites wrapped in chewy marsh-mellow goodness

430-510 CAL

Goo Ball

Rice Krispies, Peanut Butter, Honey & Cocoa

450 CAL

Brownies

Of course we have brownies on our menu, and of course they are the best brownies in town.

450 CAL

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Classic chocolate chip cookies for the win.

370 CAL
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SALADS

Grilled Chicken Bacon Salad

Grilled chicken breast, bacon, provolone, spring mix, tomatoes, cucumbers, green peppers, onions, pickle spear & handcrafted croutons

700 CAL

Antipasto Salad

Pepperoni, smoked ham rolls, provolone, black olives, spring mix, tomatoes, cucumbers, green peppers, onions, pickle spear & handcrafted croutons

720 CAL

Greek Salad

Kalamata olives, feta, banana peppers, spring mix, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions & handcrafted croutons.

Option w/chicken

500 CAL

Tuna Salad

Tuna salad, spring mix, tomatoes, cucumbers, green peppers, onions, pickle spear & handcrafted croutons

450 CAL

Greek Side Salad

Kalamata olives, feta, banana peppers, spring mix, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions & handcrafted croutons

Option w/chicken

230 CAL

House Side Salad

Spring mix, tomatoes, cucumbers, green peppers, onions & handcrafted croutons

Option w/chicken

230 CAL
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COTTONMOUTH CURES

Fountain Drinks

Order any deliciously refreshing fountain drink to quench your thirst.

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Sierra Mist, Mountain Dew & Dr Pepper.

230-270 CAL

Iced Tea

Carefully prepared iced tea for the ultimate refreshment.

Unsweetened Black

Pineapple Yerba Mate

0 Cal

Kool Aid

You have loved it since childhood, why not keep loving it?

Red

Blue

130-140 CAL

Local Beer & Spirits

Serving only the best beer and spirits from local breweries

Covid-19 Cal

Red Bull Energy Drinks

Visit your local shop to see the variety of flavors available!

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BAR MENU

Dirty Hippie

A refreshing, clean, concoction made with Deep Eddy Vodka, muddled Fresh Cucumbers, and Lemonade. Tune in. Drop out, Drink this.

Hot Box

That sweet-heat. Deep Eddy Ruby Red Grapefruit Vodka, Fresh Jalapeños, Ginger Brew, and Lime Juice. You can thank Sage!

Ms. Parker

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice! Ole Smoky Blackberry Moonshine, fresh Lemon Juice, and a little magic. Ms. Parker just don’t know!

Hash Can

The one you heard about. All the things (L.I.I.T) plus your choice of *Red Bull. Take er easy… The force is strong with this one!

Cheba Rita

Sweet and refreshing. Exotico Silver Tequila, Cheba Sour, Triple Sec, Lemonade. Get it salty or keep it clean!

Bloody Mary Jane

Duh. Of course we’re gonna do it our way! Deep Eddy Vodka, Cheba Bloody Mix, and some stuff on a stick. Get it Spicy!

Mule (Moscow, Mexican, Bourbon)

Ginger Brew, Fresh Lime Juice, and your choice of: Deep Eddy Vodka, Exotico Reposado Tequila, or Jim Beam Bourbon.

Brass Monkey

C’Mon. You know we gotta have that funky monkey! PBR and Fresh OJ.

Gin N Juice

Rollin down the street, smokin indo… Our version of the classic. Seagram’s Gin, Fresh OJ, and Pineapple Juice. L-A-I-D B-A-C-K!

Jalapeno orange tequila

tranquillo amigo!

Pickle Vodka

“I’ll sell you my pickle for a nickel”……..”How about 2 cents?”

Spiked Kool Aid

Your choice of vodka or rum plus any flavor of Kool Aid: Red, Blue, or Purple! Buy 3 shots, get 1 FREE. Make some friends, loser!

PBR & Shot Deal

PBR and a well shot

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